As far as crazy events go, I have always wondered what it would take to actually get expelled. Well, let me tell you, getting expelled is actually not very hard and it can even happen as a result of a little graffiti drawing on any school building. However, sometimes courageous students choose to do acts so bold and often stupid that they cannot go unnoticed or unpunished. One of my friends, lets call him Greg, has in fact committed such an act.
It was a warm weekend night (one of the few in San Francisco) in the spring semester of '06. Greg and two of his friends, let’s call them Chris and Kenny, decided to have a few drinks in their dorm room. None of them where of the legal drinking age, so they decided to have a couple of beers in one of their dorm rooms. Don’t ask me how they got the alcohol in the first place. A few beers of course turned into a few more. Before they even realized it was already past mid-night. Needless to say, by then all three of them were drunk and still bored.
Well, most people have a strong desire to go and do something when they are drunk. The problem is that it is usually something rather stupid, and that is exactly what the boys ended up doing. Before I go on, I would like to point out that not only were their actions stupid but they were also very dangerous!!! Anyway, one of them decided that it would be kind of fun to go for a drive. Conveniently, Chris’s car was parked right on campus so there was no hesitation on their part whether this was a worthwhile idea. After cruising around the campus area for a while, they came to the conclusion that they needed to do something more exciting. This is where the story gets crazy because Kenny says “why don’t we try driving through campus instead of around it?” Greg was the one driving at the time, and he thought that it was a genius idea, so he drove over the curb, past the library and straight onto the lawn in front of it. After doing a few crazy circles that left very visible marks on the lawn they sped off. I’m sure there was a lot of laughter
in the car when they got back on Golden Gate Avenue. However, when the high of the adrenaline started wearing off, the boys decided to repeat the procedure. So once again, they drove over the curb straight towards the library lawn. Before they even completed one circle, the public safety arrived. In fact, there were several public safety vehicles, so there was no point to run or in their case drive off. As you can imagine, all three boys got in trouble for vandalizing school property while under the influence of alcohol. Chris and Kenny got placed on probation and Greg got expelled since he was the one driving. Talk about going out with a bang! Years later, all three are still friends and laugh when they recall the incident.
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